Erfan Kooshesh

Creative Technologist

Tell her she looks thin

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

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I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. No argument here. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

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3 comments
  • Thomas Mass
    Jan 22, 2016

    Kif might! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Bender, you risked your life to save me! No, of course not. It was… uh…

    • Thomas Mass
      Jan 22, 2016

      Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may…

  • Lyra Solon
    May 16, 2026

    Just wanted to drop a quick note to say I enjoyed reading this. It gave me a fresh perspective on something I thought I already knew a lot about. Good stuff!

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